Why are you so mean to me?

  • May. 27th, 2009 at 1:29 PM
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According to Don Page MP (Australian small-town politician), I'm being cyberbullied.
This is a scan from a community information magazine he had distributed, entitled 'Bullying... Let's Stamp it out!'

I've taken the liberty of highlighting the items that apply to me.



1) Well duh. If I didn't, I'd actually be forced to do my homework.

2) It would be a lot easier to sleep if late-night infomercials weren't so appealing! And who doesn't have the occasional bad dream?

3) I do have my off days.

4) WHO ARE YOU CALLING MOODY?!?! let's be friends!

5) This happens a lot. Usually after I've eaten excessively large quantities of something!

6) I totally lost my friend Cate in K-Mart the other day!

7) See item 1.


So I've decided that everyone should be super nice to me from now on or I'll be forced to report you!



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Patriotism at its finest

  • Apr. 23rd, 2009 at 2:05 PM
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On the weekend my brother purchased some new, very expensive, very loud speakers.
This is part of the conversation that just transpired between him and two of his friends:

T: Where were they made?
C: American.
G: You shouldn't spend all that money on American stuff.
T: You should spend it on Australian stuff.
T & G in unison: Like beer!

At least I can be grateful that they have some understanding of the economy... or something.

God, is that you?

  • Apr. 22nd, 2009 at 10:02 PM
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I just received a phone call from somebody whose voice I do not recognise, informing me that I've been accepted to Hogwarts.
I'm assuming that one of my friend's is behind it, but I can't imagine which one.
Time will tell, one supposes.

AZERTY, <here did you go!

  • Apr. 2nd, 2009 at 9:29 PM
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Excuse me...

  • Mar. 9th, 2009 at 9:50 PM
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Gabe is one of the smartest people I have ever met. He's a paranoid conspiracy theorist, but brilliant nonetheless.
Yet this is the conversation currently taking place in my house:

Gabe: How is it? The word tomato has Tom in it.
Tom: And Mato.
Gabe: Yeah, let's got ToMato's house.
*Laughter*
Gabe: Asparagus has Gus in it.
Tom: Leek has Lee in it.
Gabe: Broadbean has b-ROARRRR-dbean
Tom: Artichoke has Aaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrr-tichoke.
Gabe: It's Aaaarrr, to choke.
*Laughter*


Lovely, Immature People...

  • Mar. 3rd, 2009 at 9:32 PM
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Everybody in my house is acting completely immaturely at the moment. It's absolutely brilliant and so much fun.
Inspired by this stupidity, here is a photo of Gabe being beaten up by a statue of a cherub:



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All sense of improbability aside...

  • Feb. 17th, 2009 at 4:35 PM
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My friend just asked me, if I was stuck on a deserted island, which two characters from the tv show Heroes would I most like to be trapped with.
My answer was this:
Claire and Elle. Claire regenerates, so if we ran out of food we could just lop off a limb and then Elle could use her electricity to start a fire to cook the tastey, tastey Claire.

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