Oh, now I understand...

  • May. 25th, 2009 at 7:35 PM
aissi: (House - 8 year old)
Quote from my 11 year old cousin today:
Her: "Seatbelts completely defeat the purpose of buses!"
Me: "Oh? And what, exactly, is the purpose of buses?"
Her: "To kill children en masse!"



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You may have a point...

  • May. 23rd, 2009 at 1:54 AM
aissi: (Thirteen - Fuck Yeah)
Quote from my 7 year old cousin today:
"I don't understand this shit; it's neither tooty, nor fruity!"

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Patriotism at its finest

  • Apr. 23rd, 2009 at 2:05 PM
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On the weekend my brother purchased some new, very expensive, very loud speakers.
This is part of the conversation that just transpired between him and two of his friends:

T: Where were they made?
C: American.
G: You shouldn't spend all that money on American stuff.
T: You should spend it on Australian stuff.
T & G in unison: Like beer!

At least I can be grateful that they have some understanding of the economy... or something.

This is the beginning of the end

  • Apr. 4th, 2009 at 12:59 PM
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My aunt and her 5 children just arrived from France. This is terrible; they're not supposed to be her until the 11th.
I'm so unprepared; I haven't had a chance to relearn my fake smile, or my condescending stare.
There are cousins trying to talk to me; make them stop.
If I don't post within the next 7 days, I've probably committed suicide or gone to prison for murder a family member. Either way, I'll be in a better place.

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More funny cousinisms

  • Mar. 24th, 2009 at 7:09 PM
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My seven year old cousin, Miglé, just learned that 'beeping' is used to cover up swear words on television.
Now she's yelling at her microwave because she thinks it's swearing at her.

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